Your Game 5 Announcers And Your Game 5 Refs

  K-Mart’s mom goes up to Mark Cuban.
  Cuban says, "Your son’s a thug!"
  K-Mart’s mom says, "I want a second opinion!"
  "All right--you're ugly!

  Actually, Mark Cuban won’t be in Denver for tonight’s Game 5 to exchange classic witticisms. But I know which TNT announcers will be in attendance. And I know which refs will attempt to police Mavs-Thuggets, too. Click in for details:

   Your TNT voices are Matt Devlin, PJ Carlesimo and Marty Snider!

   Your NBA zebras are Joey Crawford, Ronnie Garretson and Bill Kennedy. (That's Joey Crawford, not Danny Crawford. Joey's the bald showboat who has a mutual hatred for former Mavs boss Don Nelson.)

   Your conflict between the Mavs owner and the restless locals of Colorado? It won’t happen tonight; he’s in Las Vegas to accept a CLIO Award (dude promised his wife! What's he gonna do!) But he will of course monitor the TNT telecast.

   And – if Chris Webber is on the studio show – Mark Cuban will be wise to ignore that part of it.

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818am may 12 2009